2008-08-18

小丑與蝙蝠俠的有趣對話

就算沒有入戲院看電影的,也可以看看這段惡搞片段,
真的太好笑了!哈哈哈!


Batman: Why do you want to kill me?
Joker:  ?!
Batman: Why do you want to kill me?
Joker:  I....you mind uh...say that one more time?
Batman: Why do you want to kill me?
Joker:  ....um........
Batman: Why do you want to kill me?
Joker:  ?!
Batman: I say why do you want to kill me!
Joker:  Um...oh...okay...um...uh..I don't know if it's just me,
    but I can't understand what you're saying.
Batman: !@#^&*^$#*#&@#@!
Joker:  Um...still...still just grrr sound to my ears.
Batman: !@#^&*^$#*#&@#@!
Joker:  Okay, um...we're having some failure in communication.
    I...um...I'm not making up words.
Batman: !@#^&*^$#*#&@#@!
Joker:  Okay, not...not gonna help, the headache.
Batman: !@#^&*^$#*#&@#@!
Joker:  I can't...I don't even know that is a question, or declared statement.
Batman: !@#^&*^$#*#&@#@!
Joker:  I'm not joking I can't...I really can't understand anything that you're saying, nothing.
Batman: !@#^&*^$#*#&@#@!
Joker:  Have you...have you been to a doctor lately?
    Cuz I think you may have a very severe case of throat cancer.
Batman: #&@#%&^#@& cancer.
Joker:  There's nothing in English language that sounds anything like that.
Batman: !@#^&*^$#*#&@#@!
Joker:  Are you speaking bat? Is that what bats sound like?
(bang!)
Joker:  Oh...god...
Batman: !@#^&*^$#*#&@#@!
Joker:  I really...I'd really like to answer your question, but I don't know what they are.
Batman: !@#^&*^$#*#&@#@!
Joker:  You're not speaking anything, any human can understand.
    Am I crazy here? Okay, I know I'm crazy.
    But I know I can't understand anything that you're saying.
    So why don't...oh, just sound it out! Come on, ch...te...
Batman: !@#^&*^$#*#&@#@!
Joker:  Enunciate! Enun...
Batman: !@#^&*^$#*#&@#@!
Joker:  Enunciate, do you know what that means?It's not anything to do with physical contact.
Batman: !@#^&*^$#*#&@#@!
Joker:  How do you even communicate with anybody?
Batman: !@#^&*^$#*#&@#@!
Joker:  I don't...there's no words coming out from his mouth, am I right?
(Bang!)
Joker:  There's no...there's fists coming out!
Batman: !@#^&*^$#*#&@#@!
Joker:  !@#^&*^$#*#&@#@! Did you see what it sounds like?
Batman: !@#^&*^$#*#&@#@!
Joker:  Just tell me if it's a noun, or verb.
    Just give me something to work with here.
    Write down on this paper.
    I don't...I can't understand what you're saying!!
(Bang!)

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